The Goat Show

Hinky

SOLD  |  12" X 10"  |  Acrylic on board

January 26, Henderson, Colorado. After three days of intense searching, police have called off the hunt for a baby-faced Belgian goat. Nicknamed, "Hinky" by Lead Officer Bud Thompson, the goat had apparently taken up residence in the Suds-n-Duds laundromat at 1233 S. Jeffers Ave. before local residents reported the goat to authorities. After eluding local police for two days, the Blane County Sheriff's Special Task Force Unit (STFU)  took over the chase. The goat's ability to blend in with foliage and it's incisive maneuvering left officials feeling defeated as they threw in the towel Friday evening. Hinky is described as a gangly, red-gray female with a sweet face, according to reports. "She's a real cutie pie," a landscaper told Sheriff Clem Saunders. If you spot Hinky, do not approach her, keep your distance and call your local police department immediately. To purchase this painting email Brad Bunkers.

Knapweed Gravy

$280  |  17" X 13"  |  Acrylic on board

Knapweed on a seventeen percent slope? Is that the best you can do? Hell, I used to eat Knapweed as an appetizer before mowing down an entire mountain of Musk Thistle. In fact I used to mash it up in the stream and make my own Knapweed gravy... and you call yourself “the great eradicator.”

Musk Thistle, that's wicked stuff, but you know what'll really raise havoc on the old digestive tract? Hemlock. The best way to tackle Hemlock is to mix in a little Toadflax, or better yet, eat as much Bindweed as you can find the night before.  You see, the Bindweed acts like titanium armor; it coats your stomach and helps to counter the explosive wind tunnel effects of Hemlock... If you know what I mean. To purchase this painting email Brad Bunkers.

The Struggle

SOLD  |  17" X 15"  |  Acrylic on board

It all started at Miller’s slough just south of the broiler shed. A hairline fracture sent him plummeting through the ice into the turbid water. Hours later he arrived back at the yard, exhausted from the struggle—blood congealed into blobs, mud matted to fur, his hostility iced over... To purchase this painting email Brad Bunkers.

Cymone

$300  |  19" X 14"  |  Acrylic on board

Cymone knew too much. An inquisitive mind coupled with a knack for didactic pluralism cast a tarantula like beauty. Her ears smelled of fear. Danger moved in and out of her nostrils. A sooty red vapor formed above her upper forelimbs. All subtle warning signs often lost on red-blooded billies. To purchase this painting email Brad Bunkers.