Knapweed Gravy

$280 | 17" X 13" | Acrylic on board
Knapweed on a seventeen percent slope? Is that the best you can do? Hell, I used to eat Knapweed as an appetizer before mowing down an entire mountain of Musk Thistle. In fact I used to mash it up in the stream and make my own Knapweed gravy... and you call yourself “the great eradicator.”
Musk Thistle, that's wicked stuff, but you know what'll really raise havoc on the old digestive tract? Hemlock. The best way to tackle Hemlock is to mix in a little Toadflax, or better yet, eat as much Bindweed as you can find the night before. You see, the Bindweed acts like titanium armor; it coats your stomach and helps to counter the explosive wind tunnel effects of Hemlock... If you know what I mean. To purchase this painting email Brad Bunkers.

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