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$100 | 11" X 10" | Acrylic on Marmoleum
There once was a nanny that lived on the outskirts of town, tied to a flagpole. There, away from the jumble of glass and alloy, she found her eight by eight patch of Kentucky Blue solitude. She confided in the cloud-hungry sun and badgered the pinhole stars as a way of getting even. It was here she felt herself, it was here she embraced life on the chain... To purchase this goat painting email Brad Bunkers.
SOLD | 13" X 15" | Acrylic on board
It all started innocent enough. A few nibbles here, a kernel or two at the hors d'oeuvre table, a midnight snack at the feed trough. If only she could have looked to the future to see how the "silly little habit" would consume her every intention. The bites mushroomed into bushels, the occasional pecking evolved into a persistent gnawing and trivial indigestion turned to Clinical Laminitis.
Although her stomach had doubled in size as she now carried a balloon-like belly on stick legs, it all seemed manageable. Until the ethanol boom. Corn had become a hot commodity, the "Gold of the Bible-Belt" they said. Being a goat, she languished at the bottom of the supply chain. Without her bushel-a-day fix at hand, she became desperate—she devised a plan... To purchase this goat painting email Brad Bunkers.
SOLD | 13" X 15" | Acrylic on board
"Naturally, the id knows no values, no good and evil, no morality. The economic, or, if you prefer, the quantitative factor, which is so closely bound up with the pleasure- principle, dominates all its processes. Instinctual cathexes seeking discharge,--that, in our view, is all that the id contains. It seems, indeed, as if the energy of these instinctual impulses is in a different condition from that in which it is found in the other regions of the mind. It must be far more fluid and more capable of being discharged, for otherwise we should not have those displacements and condensations, which are so characteristic of the id and which are so completely independent of the qualities of what is cathected..." To purchase this goat painting email Brad Bunkers.
SOLD | 17" X 15" | Acrylic on board
Ungulotus Underbite Correctional Enhancement (UUCE) is typically a two-part procedure consisting of a stage-one jawline alteration followed by a bone density probe and cosmetic refit wiring. Renowned specialist, Doctor Vanschleshing of Switzerland, first performed the UUCE method while studying International Small Animal Husbandry (ISAH) at the University of Kansas in 1974. Although Vanschleshing originally documented UUCE on male Angora rabbits, he later perfected the procedure on domestic goats in the late 1980s while teaching Modern BioGenetic Psychology (MBGP) in Zurich. Today UUCE is widely accepted and practiced by veterinarians worldwide. To purchase this goat painting email Brad Bunkers.
